Monday, October 6, 2014

Ain't Nobody Got Time Fo Dat

This morning I woke up in a panicked sweat, somebody was going to get seriously injured. He had an affair. He left me, and for a MAN! A really really tall man! He's leaving me for Kareem Abdul Jabbar. The nerve! Was it because they bonded over basketball goggles? Maybe it was their affinity for jerseys, or is my husband converting to Islam? All these questions rushed through my mind like moms rushing to a target sale. And then it hit me....

AWWWHhh HECK to the NO! Where did he find the time? He left me home with the kids so he could go out and score with KarEEm. I talk to myself on a regular basis and he's out playin' the court (you're welcome for the pun, btw) No, just no. I need to get out too. 

Tonight he's staying home, I'm crafting with the girls.

Friday, October 3, 2014

I'm kind of a big deal.

I figure since I am polishing off a bag of peanut butter m&m's(the big bag) I better at least be productive, so, as to ease my guilt I'll introduce myself.

I'm Caroline. I'm married to the guy of my dreams and we have 2 gorgeously silly girls. I stay home with my kids and do hair on the side. My wallet is usually empty because kids fashion is just a little too addicting. I read lots of books and dream of finishing mine before I'm an old lady.(I'll post snippets here.)  Doctor Who is my homeboy. I have a big family, adore them all. I recently lost my little brother, he will inspire many posts to come. I am a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. 

Still reading? Whoa, I guess I'm kind of big deal.